To my feet I erupt with a scream of horror, “My micro-pandas! They’ll escape for sure!”
Though try as I may, I recapture not even one of my precious micro-pandas while you remain seated in confusion.
Seeing my efforts in vain I turn to you, seething with rage. “You! What do you have to say for yourself for causing such a travesty!?”
Psst. Darling. In situations like this when you knock someone over and accidentally let all of their beloved micro-pandas run away, it’s a good idea to lighten the mood with a joke. Something gentle, just enough to raise all our spirits.